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• November 17, 2023Episodes

  Episode 190: 2023 Junior Eurovision Preview, Part 3

  Who’s our pick to win Junior Eurovision? This week, we’re taking a closer look at the songs from Malta, Ukraine, Poland, and Spain, as well as counting down our favorite […]

• November 10, 2023Episodes

  Episode 189: 2023 Junior Eurovision Preview, Part 2

  The countdown to Nice is rolling along, and so are we! This week, we’re looking at this year’s Junior Eurovision hopefuls from Italy, Germany, North Macedonia, Georgia, Portugal, and Armenia. 

• November 3, 2023Episodes

  Episode 188: 2023 Junior Eurovision Preview, Part 1

  The world’s smallest Eurovision is later this month, and it’s shaping up to be an extremely strong year. This week, we welcome Sam back to the fold and kick off […]

• October 27, 2023Episodes

  Episode 187: A Deep Dive on “Hard Rock Hallelujah”

  In the first of a new occasional series, this week we’re dedicating a full show to a single Eurovision song. In the spirit of Halloween, we’re starting with one of […]

• October 20, 2023Episodes

  Episode 186: A Few Fears (Not The Spooky Kind)

  In the spirit of Halloween (well, sort of), Danny, Derek, and Erik discuss some fears about the potential future of Eurovision. Too many changes? Not enough changes? The inevitable skeleton […]

• October 14, 2023Episodes

  Episode 185: Major Props

  Butter churns! Mechanical bulls! Weird orbs! On-stage props have been an integral part of Eurovision since nearly the very beginning. In this episode, we’re naming our favorite ESC props, going […]

• October 6, 2023Episodes

  Episode 184: It’s Dignity!

  Dignity. It’s that thing we all have, sometimes. It’s also a thing Eurovision acts try to do, with highly varied results. This week, we’re looking at the cases where trying […]

• September 29, 2023Episodes

  Episode 183: We Are the Zeroes of Our Time

  Getting no points sucks. While a few acts have arguably earned the distinction, a majority of nul-pointers absolutely deserved better. This week we’re highlighting our favorite songs that got nothing […]

• September 15, 2023Episodes

  Episode 182: Malmö News, Malmö Questions

  News on next year’s Eurovision is starting to trickle in! This week we’re checking in on the latest on the ever-so-exciting reference group, some rumors of varying dumbness, and answering […]

• September 8, 2023Episodes

  Episode 181: New Year, New Predictions

  Happy Eurovision New Year, everyone! With the countdown to the 2024 contest officially started, we’re making some predictions about the event, ranging from realistic to completely irresponsible. We also take […]